Be Patient.
(we're getting the lube)

Mission Statement

The jQuery peenMeter plugin and website were created to showcase the power and flexibility of the jQuery JavaScript library as it pertains to the animation of naughty ASCII art.

We sincerely hope this example inspires those who want to animate such art in webpages, but don't know where to begin. Begin here, with view source. The peen is now in your hands!


Like your lover, your internet friends might not appreciate a generic exclamation at the peak of sexual ecstasy, so take a moment to add in a personal message, to prove how much you care.

Note: the best personalization messages usually incorporate a very intense and personal climax, followed by a painfully ironic post-climax.


If you have any comments or suggestions, please leave them below. Try to keep it clean.